STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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