ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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