Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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