I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
