Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Found your dick twin last night
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
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