i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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