Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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