I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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