Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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