i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
You smell like stripper and shame
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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