Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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