Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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