mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
