Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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