is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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