Say something about gay babies.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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