The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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