You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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