Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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