Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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