In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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