He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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