i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Randomize
