I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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