Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I understand Curling. That high.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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