we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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