Where is the hickey?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Be still, my beating vagina.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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