Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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