Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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