he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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