remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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