just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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