is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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