Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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