You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
ok first of all what the fuck
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