theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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