can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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