He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Holy sore nipples Batman
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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