I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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