yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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