you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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