Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
