The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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