She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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