Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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