I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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