So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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