Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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