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I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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