The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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