idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
did i walk over a car last night?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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