i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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